PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Don’t be a loner; cover your boner.
Don’t make mistakes; cover your snake.
No glove, no love.
Avoid a frown; cover your clown.
If you don’t cover when you penetrate, you’ll be left to masturbate.
Wrap your bait before you mate.
Don’t be a joker; wrap your poker.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
Before you bag her, sheath your dagger.
While you’re undressing Venus, dress up your penis.
If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey.
Before inserting your flesh injection, make sure to wear latex protection.
Cover your stump before you hump
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
Don’t be silly, protect your Willie
When in doubt shroud you spout
You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong
If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
If you slip between her thighs, condomize
She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick
Especially in December, gift wrap your member
Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
The right selection, is to protect your erection
Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
A crank with armor, will never harm her
If you really love her, wear a cover
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
If you think she’ll sigh, cover old one eye
Even If she’s eager, protect her beaver
No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax
Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt
Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground
Cloak the joker before you poke her
Encase that torch before you paint her porch
Cape your throbber before you bob her
After detection sheath your erection
Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
Don’t surprise her plug your Geyser
Cover that lumber before you pump her
Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
She won’t bristle if you wrap your whistle
House your noodle then release your strudel
Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
Cage that snake then shake and bake
Cover your peter it will be much neater
Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
It’s always funky to cage your monkey
It won’t be funny with a coatless dummy
It won’t be fun with an unwrapped thumb
It’s not much money to catch your honey
Don’t be a fool cover your tool
Hood that match then scratch that thatch
Stitch that switch then itch her niche
Wrap that tool to catch the drool
It ain’t no jibe to protect her hiveUM….. i never knew there were so many different sayings lol wowzers
I laughed for 15 minutes straight.
LOOL
HAHAHAHA DYINGGGGGG XD
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